10 Simon Parkes
In 2013, a city councillor for the seaside town of Stakesby in the UK claimed that he had a sexual relationship with an entity he called the “Cat Queen,” even fathering a daughter named Zarka with his alien mistress. He believed that his first extraterrestrial encounter was in the womb. He also remembered another in his crib at six months old when a being reached out to him with “two green stick things, like beanpoles.” He recalls thinking, “They’re not mummy’s hands, mummy’s hands are pink, and mummy has thumbs. These are green and pointed, and there’s four of them.” The being apparently overheard and replied telepathically through young Parkes’s optic nerve, saying, “I am your real mother. I am your more important mother.” His first sexual experience was at the age of six with “a green creature, about 210 centimeters (7′) tall, wearing a purple robe.” This was the Cat Queen, whom he describes as having a kitelike face, large eyes, small nostrils, and a thin mouth. He admits that his continued sexual relationship with the Cat Queen has put a strain on his marriage because he has sex with his extraterrestrial paramour around four times a year. His wife isn’t impressed, but he doesn’t see it as cheating because it is not on a human level. As he recounted in a YouTube video: “The reason why extraterrestrials are interested in me is not because of my physical body but what’s inside—my soul.” On the other hand, he takes pains to assure his constituents that his work life is unaffected. “I get more common sense out of the aliens than out of Scarborough Town Hall. The aliens are far more aware of stuff. People in the Town Hall seem not to be aware of the needs of Whitby.”
9 David Huggins
Starting at age six, painter David Huggins from Hoboken, New Jersey, reported being abducted many times. When he told his parents about his encounters once too often, he “got a whipping” and kept quite after that. At 17, he allegedly lost his virginity to an alien-human hybrid named Crescent. He was walking to a lake in Georgia when he encountered the alien, who appeared mostly human with some alien features. Wearing a wig, she had large eyes and a pale, pointed face. She disrobed, so Huggins did as well. They had sex for the first time. He would later say, “I just lay down on the ground, and she got on top of me. I have no idea why me. I just don’t know.” Over the years, he has fathered over 50 hybrid children with Crescent, with many of their sexual trysts observed by insectile aliens that Huggins identifies as the leaders. He often saw a number of different alien beings present during his visits with Crescent, including the archetypal greys and a short alien resembling Sasquatch with luminous, yellow eyes. Mysteriously, Huggins also mentions in an interview on Artblog that “there is a guy, very tall and angular, very thin, and he has a hair bun on the back of his head. He has red eyes, and he communicates with the insect beings.” On one occasion when Huggins was introduced to the children he had sired with Crescent, he claims that he received a static electricity shock from touching one of the infants. When asked to describe an alien vagina, he told Artblog, “I can’t say there was all that much warmth. You got to remember, your senses are subdued when you’re with them. The intense orgasm you would normally feel is toned down.” In his later years, he has turned to expressing his experiences through the medium of surreal, erotic oil paintings that are featured in the documentary Love and Saucers: The Far-Out World Of David Huggins.
8 Suzanne Brown
According to UFOlogist and author Carl Nagaitis, a businesswoman from Cheshire, England, with the pseudonym “Suzanne Brown” claimed that she was visited repeatedly by an alien called Myriko from 1965 to 1989. Myriko was 150 centimeters (5′) tall with shoulder-length, blond hair and a skintight jumpsuit. The first encounters took place when Brown was only 12 years old, which she described as relaxed and loving. These encounters continued for years, and Brown reported visiting the inside of a spaceship once and seeing small, gray, ageless infants. After the breakdown of her earthly marriage, Brown’s relationship with Myriko took a sinister turn. He used mind control to force her into sexual encounters with a vagrant and a prostitute. She described the experience as a nightmare that was real. One month later, she discovered that she was pregnant. After another month, she awoke in the night feeling terrible abdominal pains. Myriko was in the room with her. He told her not to worry, that his people were simply taking what was theirs. She passed out and awoke in a bed of blood, having possibly suffered a miscarriage. Months later, Myriko returned and took her to the spaceship nursery to show her a gray infant. “Somehow I knew that thing had come from my body,” said Brown. “I also knew that it had been removed from inside my body in the night of Myriko’s last visit.” The visits from Myriko stopped entirely after Brown went through menopause.
7 Peter Khoury
In 1988, Australian Peter Khoury alleged that he was lying in bed when he suddenly found himself paralyzed and surrounded by strange alien beings. One of the beings—a tall, thin, golden figure with large, black eyes—inserted a needle into the side of his head, and he blacked out. When he regained consciousness, he rushed into the next room to find his family had been “switched off.” When they awoke, they believed that only 10 minutes had passed. But it had actually been several hours, and Khoury had a head injury. Four years later, Khoury dropped his wife at the train station in the early morning and went back home, feeling tired and ill. After dozing off, he awoke with a start to find two bizarre-looking, naked women in his bed. One woman had a Nordic appearance, with light skin, an elongated face, a sharp chin, and blue eyes that appeared about two or three times bigger than those of a human. The other alien looked like an Asian with dark skin, a pageboy haircut, and jet-black eyes. The Nordic woman, who was 185 centimeters (6′) tall and very strong, suddenly grabbed Khoury’s head and forced it to her breast. He tried unsuccessfully to pull away. In shock, Khoury bit down on her nipple. Part of it came off in his mouth, and he swallowed it. The woman was nonplussed by this development and seemed to indicate wordlessly to the other woman that something had gone amiss. Then Khoury had a coughing fit, and the women vanished, whereupon he felt an overwhelming urge to pee. Khoury found it difficult to urinate and discovered that there was fine blonde hair wrapped around his foreskin, which he saved in a plastic baggie. UFOlogist Bill Chalker claimed to have analyzed the hair type, concluding that it was from “a rare Chinese-Mongoloid type—one of the rarest human lineages known, that lies further from the human mainstream than any other except for African pygmies and aboriginals.” He would later claim that it matched DNA from the Lahu people who live in the border regions between China, Thailand, Myanmar, and Laos, which he suggested was linked to UFO hot spots in China’s Yunnan province.
6 Stephany Fay Cohen
Psychic Stephany Cohen claims to have had repeated, consensual, sexual relations with a group of extraterrestrials that she refers to as “Team Spirit.” She believes that she has entered their UFO in a spirit form while her physical body is asleep. Cohen claims to have had sex and physical orgasms from coupling with a number of different aliens on planets and other celestial bodies throughout our solar system. According to Cohen, these aliens originate from different planets in the Canis Major system and have a number of different forms, including some that resemble the classic greys of UFO folklore. Others resemble reptiles and cats. All of the Canis Major aliens indulge in sex, particularly the cat people. Ian, an octopus man, is one of her closest companions. In an interview on ITV1’s This Morning, Cohen said, “He stays quite close to me. Like a spirit boyfriend, well not a boyfriend. A good spirit friend. He happens to be from the octopus race.” Paranormal psychologist Chris French, another guest on the show, claimed that her experiences were most likely a form of persistent genital arousal disorder, which is rare and usually not enjoyable. When asked by program host Holly Willoughby if she was just dreaming, Cohen claimed that dreams were just the aliens’ way of communicating with those who weren’t ready for face-to-face contact. But the aliens are always present. “They’re not into showing off, they’re very reserved in themselves,” Cohen explained. Co-host Philip Schofield retorted, “They had sex with you at a bus stop, that’s not very reserved!”
5 Jose Inacio Alvaro
On March 2, 1978, a power failure hit the house of Brazilian Jose Inacio Alvaro, who went outside to see what was happening and was among hundreds of witnesses to observe a passing UFO. He described it to Omni magazine as “gray-colored balls with luminosity around the periphery. It was huge and bright like the Sun; I couldn’t focus my eyes.” After the UFO left and the power returned, Alvaro took a bus to his father’s house. While looking out the window, he saw the UFO again and felt dazed, as though he was being called to walk into a nearby field. Eventually, he woke up in the field about 1 kilometer (0.5 mi) away with no memory of how he had gotten there. After a UFOlogist suggested hypnotic regression to recover his memory of the experience, Alvaro went to a hypnosis session at the Federal Technical College in Pelotas, Brazil. That’s when Alvaro recalled having sex with a naked alien, which he described as tall and plump with light, almond-shaped eyes and long, silver hair. “Her breasts were fuller than the breasts of a female of Earth. Her skin was very light,” he said. Although Alvaro initially felt emotionally confused by his encounter, he claimed that knowing the truth put him at ease. Many people were skeptical, though, as the UFO had been identified as the propellant cloud from a rocket launched from the Soviet spaceport at Plesetsk.
4 Pamela Stonebrooke
Pamela Stonebrooke from Los Angeles is a professional jazz singer who has had a number of erotic encounters with a shape-shifting alien reptile. During her first encounter in 1993, she woke up one night aboard an alien spaceship. “On this short metallic table were these four little girls,” she said in an interview on gettingit.com. “They were very frail like the greys, but they had wispy hair, almost like chemotherapy hair. They ran over to me and grabbed my arms and started calling me Mommy. I lost it.” During her first sexual encounter with her alien lover, he initially appeared as a handsome, well-built, blond human. It was not until mid-coitus that something changed. “All of a sudden, the energy felt totally different. It felt aggressive, and the entity felt bigger—bigger than the person who was inside me,” she explained in her gettingit.com interview. Her lover dropped his facade and revealed himself as a reptilian alien, but Stonebrooke was beyond caring. “The telepathic communication was so intense and sensual and emotional. It was everything you would want to feel to be able to surrender in a sexual experience. It was almost like every cell in your body was having an orgasm. It had a kind of playful, kind of bad-boy attitude. It was kind of a sly, slick . . . It’s really hard to explain, but he was definitely in control!” Stonebrooke wrote about her experiences in a book called Experiencer: A Jazz Singer’s True Account of Extraterrestrial Contact. Later, she felt that an article in the New York Post misrepresented her intent and made it seem like she was only going to talk about sex. In an open letter to the UFOlogical community, Stonebrooke admitted that “reptilians are not a politically correct species in the UFO community, and to admit to having sex with one—much less enjoying it—is beyond the pale as far as the more conservative members of that community are concerned.” However, she also claimed that despite the sensationalist elements, her book could bridge the gap between the UFO-watching community and the mainstream media.
3 Elizabeth Klarer
In 1956, Elizabeth Klarer of South Africa claimed to have made contact with extraterrestrials while in the Drakensberg Mountains. In an article for the Flying Saucer Review, she described how she met Venusians, peaceful vegetarians who had been watching Earth and were concerned about the violence and brutality of the human race. Her story was similar to other accounts from abductees during that time period. However, two decades later, she released her autobiography, Beyond the Light Barrier, weaving a tale of international intrigue and interstellar romance. Elizabeth claims that she was only 10 years old when she first encountered a UFO, making telepathic contact with Akon, the being inside. Her father, who also saw the object, speculated that it was a meteor. But Elizabeth replied that it was actually a spaceship that had just deflected a meteor that had been on a collision course with Earth. She also claimed that a Zulu headman told her that she was destined to climb a mountain and have an encounter with heaven dwellers. A tornado had appeared just as the headman was speaking, but a silvery spaceship arrived and gently guided the tornado away from the homestead. After several more sightings, Elizabeth made physical contact and entered the spaceship. Akon and his shipmate, Sheron, came from a civilization located on the seven planets orbiting Proxima Centauri. Akon was a handsome, older man with striking eyes and golden hair. He claimed to be a scientist. He also told her that he had been watching her since she was a child. “We rarely mate with Earth women,” he said. “When we do, we keep the offspring to strengthen our race and infuse new blood.” In the Flying Saucer Review article, Elizabeth claimed that she made love with Akon in his spaceship while Sheron collected plant samples outside to give them privacy. Of course, she conceived a child. Her son, Ayling, was taken back to Akon’s home planet of Meton, although Ayling supposedly has visited his mother occasionally.
2 Meng Zhaoguo
Meng Zhaoguo, a logger in China’s Heilongjiang province, was hard at work at the Red Flag Logging Camp in 1994 when he spied a mysterious, metallic shimmering on a nearby mountainside. Suspecting that it was a downed helicopter, he set out to investigate, hoping to collect scrap metal. But when he came near the wreckage, something hit him in the head. He blacked out. When he regained consciousness, he was initially confused and unable to communicate. He had also developed an irrational fear of iron. Later at home when he was in bed, Meng awoke to find himself levitating. An alien woman appeared. She was 3 meters (10′) tall with 12 fingers and braided leg hair. She straddled him, and they had sex for 40 minutes while floating in the air. It was an experience which left Meng with a jagged scar 5 centimeters (2 in) long. About a month later, Meng woke up and found himself levitating again, this time floating through his ceiling into a waiting spaceship hovering overhead. In an interview with the Huffington Post, he said he spoke to the aliens within: “They said in Chinese, but with a heavy accent so it was hard for me to understand at first, that they were refugees. Like me, they wanted to escape their former lives, so they left their dying home.” He asked to see the woman with whom he’d had sex and was told it was impossible. However, the aliens told him, “In 60 years, on a distant planet, the son of a Chinese peasant will be born.” They also told him that he would see his child one day, but they didn’t give him details. Meng gained notoriety as the first Chinese person to have sex with an alien, although his account has garnered a mixed reaction from the general public and China’s UFOlogist community. In the end, a university professor offered him a job maintaining a boiler in Harbin, and his story is still frequently brought up whenever a UFO is spotted in Heilongjiang.
1 Antonio Vilas-Boas
During the 1950s, 23-year-old Brazilian farmer Antonio Vilas-Boas noticed a strange, white light in the sky for several days. One night, he was plowing a field alone at 1 AM when a red light in the sky came toward him rapidly. It was an egg-shaped craft, which landed in front of his tractor. Antonio tried to turn on the motor so he could get away, but the tractor wouldn’t start. When he attempted to run, he was grabbed by a small creature in a weird uniform that resembled a diver’s suit with goggles. He shoved the creature away but was immediately captured by three more of the entities and forced into a small, metal room in the waiting spacecraft. His captors held him down, arguing with each other in their doglike, barking language. Then they undressed him, giving him a sponge bath with a clear, odorless liquid. They took a sample of his blood and left him in a cell with a comfortable bed. Antonio lay down but soon realized that the creatures were piping some kind of gas into the room. Feeling nauseated, he vomited in the corner. Suddenly, he was joined by a curious-looking woman. Her almond-shaped eyes extended farther around her head than human eyes generally should. She also had high cheekbones, an oval face, and a pointed chin. Her silver-blonde hair looked bleached but her armpit and pubic hair were bright red. She approached him, pressing her body against his. Suddenly, he became aroused. “I began to get excited,” he explained later. “I ended up forgetting everything and held the woman close to me, corresponding to her favors with greater ones of my own.” The woman refused to kiss him, preferring to bite his chin and make animal noises. When she was done with him, she briefly pointed at her belly and then toward the sky. A moment later, she was gone. Although he had enjoyed it at the time, Antonio would later lament: “All they wanted was a good stallion to improve their stock.” He wandered into the next room where the other entities were talking. At first, they ignored him. But when Antonio tried to steal a clocklike device as proof of his encounter, the aliens took notice and kicked him off the ship. The UFO immediately shot into space, disappearing forever. David Tormsen is a carbon-based, oxygen-breathing, organic life-form from a rocky planet looking for romance in the stars. No hive minds and sentient gases. Email him at [email protected].
